She was so proud of her womanly body,
That she put it on public display,
She was so proud of her shapely young figure,
that she walked around like this all day.
 (1-2-3-4 tell the people what she wore)
She wore an itsy bitsy teeny weeny stainless steel chainmail bikini,
That she wore for the first time today,
An itsy bitsy teeny weeny stainless steel chainmail bikini,
Now in the evening, she's going to pay!
 (1-2-3-4 stick around we'll tell you more)

She distained any usage of sunblock,
As her pale, untanned hide was displayed,
So the sun's rays beat down on her body,
Now the chiurgeons all are dismayed!
 (1-2-3-4 tell the people what she wore)
She wore an itsy bitsy teeny weeny stainless steel chainmail bikini,
That she wore for the first time today,
An itsy bitsy teeny weeny stainless steel chainmail bikini,
Now in the evening, she's going to pay!
 (1-2-3-4 stick around there's still some more)

How could anyone be so untutored,
That they don't know that bright sun can burn?
Now two thirds of her body is blistered,
And the rest has been cooked to a turn!
 (1-2-3-4 tell the people what she wore)
She wore an itsy bitsy teeny weeny stainless steel chainmail bikini,
That she wore for the LAST time today,
An itsy bitsy teeny weeny stainless steel chainmail bikini,
Now in the evening she's going to pay!
 (1-2-3-4 there's still some more)

From her campsite to the lakeshore,
From the lakeshore to the store,
From the store to chiurgeons,
Guess there isn't any more!